May 21st, 2017

I wrote the beginnings of well-known lines of Shakespeare on my phone, and let the predictive text keyboard function fill in the endings. I’ve been crying laughing so hard at these. Try it yourself!! I’m definitely going to do more predictive text Shakespeare.

A plague on both your papers!

Give me my robe, put on my crown, I have immortal longings in the last few days…

If music be the food of love, I think she thinks she’s so cool.

To be or not to tell me what I did.

She doth teach the torches to be like a queen of the world!

The course of true love never did anything to you!?!

If it be not now, yet it will come: the readiness is a good idea and is very important for our new book.

Words without thoughts never to heaven or hell I just want you a bad friend to god and god I’m not saying anything to me that you don’t know what I did…

Shall I compare thee to a woman she has to read about the woman god woman??

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this weather and then you can do anything else.